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  Simon Tremblay

  5.0 out of 5 stars I drizzled this in my water and ascended to the Fruit realm

  Reviewed in Canada on May 28, 2025

  Verified Purchase

  Watermelon syrup. I bought it as a joke. I stayed for the life-changing, tastebud-exploding, melon-flavored magic.
  
  One drizzle and BAM—my mouth turned into a slip-n-slide at a watermelon pool party. It’s sweet. It’s juicy. It’s like someone took summer, squeezed it into a bottle, added sugar, and yelled “YOLO” while sealing the cap.
  
  I’ve poured it on:
  • Pancakes (glorious)
  • Ice cream (illegal levels of joy)
  • Oatmeal (now called “melonmeal” in this house)
  • My hand (look, I panicked)
  
  It tastes like a watermelon and a candy store made a baby and that baby got turned into syrup. I tried to make a fancy mocktail with it and ended up creating something that made my friends weep openly and vow to name their next child “Melony.”
  
  Pros:
  • Smells like watermelon.
  • Tastes like watermelon.
  • Is, in fact, watermelon.
  
  Cons:
  • I now judge all other syrups.
  
  Final Verdict:
  11/10. Would drink it straight from the bottle if society didn’t frown upon that sort of thing.

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