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SUPER HIGH QUALITY – Printed on thick 300gsm cardstock, this large retirement card is crafted to impress. A5 when folded, it’s blank inside for a personal message and comes with a vibrant coloured envelope. Perfect for a memorable retirement celebration! 🎉💌
HILARIOUS DESIGN – With the message “Retired. Not My Problem. Don’t Call. Don’t Email,” this funny retirement card adds humour to any send-off. Ideal for anyone who’s thrilled to say goodbye to work worries! 😆👋
PERFECT FOR MEN & WOMEN – Whether you need a retirement card for men or funny retirement cards for women, this card is a versatile, lighthearted way to celebrate their new chapter. 🎂🎈
GREAT FOR A BIG LAUGH – This large retirement card is perfect for adding to retirement confetti, gifts, or retirement presents for men. It’s guaranteed to bring smiles at any farewell party! 🎊🤣
BLANK INSIDE FOR YOUR MESSAGE – The blank interior gives you plenty of space to share your own heartfelt or funny words, making it a happy retirement card they’ll always remember. 🖊🎁

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Manufacturer	‎LimaLima
Place of Business	‎LimaLima Ltd. The Old Bakery. Erw Wen Road. Old Colwyn. Colwyn Bay. LL29 7SD
Brand	‎LimaLima
Colour	‎Red
Number of Items	‎1
Manufacturer Part Number	‎2015

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ASIN	B0F19LG24N
�鶹�� Rank	#8,063 in Office Products (See Top 100 in Office Products) #573 in Greeting Cards
Date First Available	March 12 2025

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Celebrate retirement with a dash of humor! This funny retirement card is perfect for both men and women who are ready to say goodbye to work emails and phone calls. Featuring the playful message, “Your New Business Card. Congratulations,” it showcases a mock business card reading: “Retired. Not My Problem. Don’t Call. Don’t Email.” It’s a great way to kick off their new chapter with a laugh and let them know it’s finally time to relax—no responsibilities attached! This large A5-sized retirement card is printed on quality cardstock and has a blank interior, giving you plenty of space to add your own heartfelt (or cheeky) message. Paired with a vibrant colored envelope, it’s all set to make a memorable impression and bring some fun to the celebration. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or coworker, this card is a thoughtful way to mark the start of their “retirement countdown” and wish them a happy retirement. Perfect for those looking for retirement presents for men or retirement cards for women, this card fits any occasion where humor is a must. It’s ideal for those who want a funny retirement card that stands out and offers a lighthearted way to say goodbye to the 9-to-5 grind. Make their day with this unique retirement card, whether you’re searching for retirement cards for men, funny retirement cards for women, or just a little something to add to their retirement confetti! It’s the perfect mix of humor and celebration—because they’ve definitely earned it.

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Delivery	Get it by Wednesday, Jun 11	Get it by Wednesday, Jun 11	Get it by Tuesday, Jun 10	Get it by Tuesday, Jun 10	Get it by Tuesday, Jun 10	Get it by Tuesday, Jun 10
Customer ratings	—	4.7453	5.05	4.6146	4.6106	4.690
Sold by	LimaLima	LimaLima	Yiwushi Sunde Kuajingdianzishangwuyouxiangongsi	Homanga	LimaLima	Central 23 CA ✌️
occasion type	Retirement	Retirement	Retirement	Farewell	Birthday, Congratulations	Retirement, Farewell
number of pieces	—	1	—	1	1	1
target audience	—	Unisex-Adults	Coworkers (Men and Women) Retiring or Leaving Job	Women, Men	Unisex-Adults	Women
size	—	—	small	55x35 cm	—	4.7 x 6.7 inch
pre-printed text	—	my retirement,retirement	—	—	Congrats On Your Fantastic Bum PS Happy Birthday	✗
pattern	—	Letter Print	—	—	Letter Print	Letter Print